Today, is the day, where we learn about this word called EXAMIA! The spelling is, of course, E-X-A-M-I-A ( it has to be in capital letters in order to get the feel of it, i guess...).
It all came about when one day, this boy named, Cowy-Mc.Don't-Do-It was actually reading a book on a beautiful Monday. Cowy (short) had never touched or seen a book before. But today, he's finally touched and seen one, even more READ them... So, the villagers were shocked and amazed and touched and bizarred and shocked and amazed and touched and bizarred again, at this unnatural phenomenon.
They were all told - rather passed down through generations actually - that if one day a boy who has a name with the starting of Cow - which symbolises laziness - who never seen or touched a book and someday just suddenly reads one, that will be the day where EXAMIA has touched down onto our world.
And so they feared. What does that mean? Is it a kind of sickness? A nation? A toy? Or worse, aliens?! Everyone, just everyone, from the grandparents, to the parents, to the workers, to the smokers, to the snorkelers, to the snoring peoples, to the kids, the babies, were running cats and dogs. Without even having a clue of why they are even doing it.
Yes, EXAMIA is a sickness. It causes humans to be stressed up or act stressed up. Stress is dangerous, for everyones' information. EXAMIA usually comes with exams as a package. Whenever there's exam, there is EXAMIA! Get it?
Symptoms - 1)headaches
2)usage of spectacles more often rather than contact lenses
3)easily being angry at your girl or boy friend
4)saying unlogical stuff more frequently
5)numerous times of forgeting to flush the toilet
6)not knowing a book is in hand occasionally
7)pimples blooming brightly
8)socks higher than usual
9)pants higher than usual
10)taking in more sugar to destress
P.S That story had happened since decades ago. So that means.... EXAMIA has long since touched down on earth! And that means YOU might be one of THEM to have been affected by EXAMIA.
Way to cure?
Answer: Simply wait for it to cure!
Jenson signing out.
~Enjoy~
9 comments:
Omg. I think I have this 'Examia', even though it's after the exams.
Just last night, I dreamt of the so called 'twisted' side of the Sejarah that we learnt.
Trust me, you don't want to hear it. LOL!
haha, very funny. from personal experience i suppose? :D
Emily: Yeah. Personal experience. Obervations made during exam period. Hah.
Gabriel: Haha. Relax. It should ware off sooner or later. Haha
i Dah kena the second symptom huh ?
but does it really affect ours results ? I don't think so .. ;D
Nah... Don't think so. Hah.
I rate this 10/10!:D it's just that my socks are lower than usual, not higher:D again, another inspiring post from you!:D
Haha. Thanks? =)
lol. You're welcome? (x
Similes: "Pull up your sock" n work harder...
So i think is kindda correct...
Hahax.
Omg~ I don't rmb how much sugar i've consumed....
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